I don't watch TV much at all, but I have fallen prey to America's Next Top Model (aka Tyra's Career Vehicle) at times, but only because it's confusing to me that they let girls on the show who look nothing like models. Some look like pageant princesses at best or former prom queens at worst.
I'm not saying that these girls aren't attractive, but certainly they're airbrushed into oblivion, which helps. Not a single one of them stands out from another. Am I wrong, or am I just over-critical? Refer to previous article on Lily Cole if you want to see true top model material.
You know those Conair ads in Vogue? I flip past them and think, "How the hell did this girl get in Vogue??! Who cast this? Who did the makeup? Who in all of God's Green Goodness came up with this idea? Who greenlighted this shit?"
And that, dear friends, is also my reaction to the new cast of America's Next Top Model.
UPDATE: Are the two girls in the second row down on the right TWINS? Dear God, please tell me they're not twins.