Quite Seriously, Kate...

This mid-90s thing must stop. Just because it's Armani doesn't mean it's attractive. You look like a child playing dress-up who has raided the closet of your mother who happens to be the dowdy wife of a Conservative politican. In 1995. Really... the bi-textured blazer, the brooch, the clutch, the chunky drop earrings, the matte and matronly lipstick?

Doesn't this look like she's attending the funeral of some deceased statesman? This was Paris Fashion Week.